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Cake day: November 27th, 2024

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  • “I will finally defeat you, crazy old bat!” He swung the beaming long sword one last time before the witch vanished into thin air and then reappeared on his back and began to apprehend him.

    “You don’t know what it is like being four thousand years old and never finding a significant other; how the beauty standard is for most women. Now, you will endure the hardship it is to be like me.”

    His chest began to quiver and jut out, his midsection felt oddly lighter and his back started to hurt. His hair was already long but now it smelled like flowers. He ran to the other side of the room to a reflection in one of the crystal ponds. A strange sense of narcissism now overtook his once noble and innocent mind. He was…uh…she was…well, they were surprised at their callipygian figure.

    They now wore a deviant look on their face. In an all telling, sarcastic tone, they let the unamusing words leak out of their mouth, “Ohhh, nooo. What ever will I do with such a busty curse??? Youuu, Wicked Witch of the West–you turned meee into a Thickened B!tch of the Breast!”

    They perked up their newly acquired fun bags and headed home to rest.

    One OnlyFans account later…

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  • That it is going to be free of all those things you mentioned in your description. If you create it I will gladly join. I just remade a reddit account after a month of deleting my old one and found out how hard it was to gain Karma. I never realized it was such an uphill battle. Other social media doesn’t do this. They usually just use account age or make you wait a week before participating. Just inform that everyone will be treated fairly and not targeted by any power hungry mod. And that it is more sophisticated and mature than the reddit version .