Many ways. in order from first to last the ones that I remember and qualify as stupid are:

When I was very young i put a toy into a coal fire, regretted my decision and tried to retrieve the molten plastic.

I tried to carry a pan of boiling chickpeas over my shoulder and ended up spilling it down my back

I tried cycling down a steep hill while holding an ice-cream and hurt my nuts on the stem of the handlebars when I had to stop.

Went down a steep hill on a scooter and stopped on my head (this one required stitches).

Worked on a boat without a helmet and got slapped in the side of the head with a crane hook.

Tried jumping over a Wheely bin while rat-arsed and face planted on the pavement.

There are plenty more accidents that were just shitty luck, but these are the avoidable ones.

Edit: I also managed to slice open my finger with a kitchen knife while removing the seed from a mango.

Find a company you want to work for, hack into their accounts and add yourself to their payroll.

I’m aware of dead hand. It’s like the Sampson option in Israel. But I’m pretty sure NATO has some form of icbm defence system. No guts no glory!

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super sus!

No-one is getting nuked over Greenland. That’d be retarded even by trump’s standards.

If the USA attacks another NATO country, article 5 requires that the rest of NATO all pile on. None of those countries could individually do much, but you’d be loosing hundreds of thousands of soldiers and trillions of dollars to possibly take an icy rock with a population of 56000. It’s fucking stupid.

Believe it or not, there’s nothing saying a communist country needs to be a one party dictatorship. It would be perfectly achievable though democracy if the majority of the population actually wanted to take collective responsibility for the country and wanted people to be treated fairly. The reason communist dictatorships fail is because they are dictatorships, not because they are communist.

Lemmy.ml and hexbear are not marxist. They are fascists cosplaying as soviet communists. Many people don’t make that distinction though.

What could you possibly be learning on Chinese spyware that isn’t better leared from … Pretty much anywhere?

Different kind of idiot. Kids are idiots because of massive egos and no life experience think if they got the idf and Hamas to share a joint it would end decades of violence etc.

Old people are stupid because they think age makes them an expert, and they’re unwilling to listen. Even now my mother will argue with me about the subject I have a master’s in.

I don’t fucking know. But I know what I was like at 16. I was an idiot and so were all of my classmates.

| For the life of me, I cannot fathom what a 30+ year old man could see in a 16/17 year old girl

Himself, likely.

But, I’ll hastily agree with you, 16 year olds are dumb as fuck and even more boring. I’m just not that into Roblox and TikTok.

Actually he’s everyone’s fucking problem now.

Is it normal for people to set up surveillance cameras in their own home? Are break-ins that common? I just assume no-one will bother with my shitty flat.

Why not both?

He also fits into 5 black bin bags.

Dayzie obviously

Ummm… Follow the money?