• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Unfunny actual - BEHIND

    Office setting you get to be your emergency vehicle of choice. Personally fond of “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

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    18 days ago

    An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

    Which is german for:

    Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

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    “Coming through!” “Make a hole!” “Hot! Burn risk is moving!” “Do not move! I’m passing behind you!” “Sharp! Broken glass/knife/whatever is moving!”

    I’m sure there are others along similar lines. These are the ones I remember from another life working in food service.

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        100%. In poorly designed kitchens, if one has the time/space, adding some detail can take a callout from “casual proactive safety blanket” to something much more impactful and helpful with a smidge of context.

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    18 days ago

    Having worked in a kitchen, “knife behind” if you have a knife or just really want to make sure nobody moves, “behind” if you are more okay accidentally bumping booty.

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    18 days ago

    Just give quiet sexual moans with each person you pass.

    Mmm… Oooh. Oh yeah that’s real nice.

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    In German they have “Warschau” which coincidentally also is the name of the capital in Poland, however it comes from shipping industry and to my knowledge is a shorter version of “War nehmen und schauen” which roughly translates to “hey, look at me”. I might be wrong, but that’s what I’ve heard.

    Edit: typo 😅

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      which confidently also is the name of the capital in Poland

      Contrary to Krakow, which was never very confident and is therefore no longer the capital of Poland.

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    HOOOOOT SOUP SOUP SOUP HOT HOT HOT SOUP HOT SOUP OH GOD IT BURNS HOT SOUP PLEASE MOVE HOT SOUP IT’S SOUP AND IT’S HOT I CHECKED HOT SOUP thank you

    One time i yelled “I am holding a spider” and nobody ignored me.